burdenedwithgloriousassbutt:

jackiefarrell:

Kat Dennings’ curves appreciation post

in which we are all Tom

teencry:

i remember song lyrics from my favorite songs 5 years ago but i don’t remember what i learned in school yesterday

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via itsthebrennan // originally bankofestee

I miss you
not because I haven’t seen you
for a while,
but because I need you next to me.

I miss you
not because you are there
and I am here,
but because I belong by your side.

I miss you
does not begin to express
how much I long to be with you right now
no words have that power.

I miss you
because I need you
because you complete me
because I love you.

(via bankofestee)  

kirstielovesart:

thevirginharry:

remember swine flu reblog if ur a tru 2009 kid

People were practically drinking hand sanitizer during that shit

Costume Changes by DisneyStyle (x)

wwhatevver-ampora:

moewave:

ohh-tedbundy:

A true warrior.

I can’t believe he defeated Mr.Incredible

I love how he fuckin fuckin STOMPS on Fred Flintstone

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via bbboootttyyy // originally fedorea

fedorea:

why are men so afraid of women having leg hair???????? women have to put up with ur chest hair and back hair and gross pubic hair and scratchy facial hair all the time and u dont shave that bc ‘it takes too much time’ like…????? ok thanks for ur hypocrisy u dried up sink sponge

shefadestoblack:

Movie Musicals → Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975)

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via draconisniffler // originally iraffiruse

orchid-ink:

iraffiruse:

Satisfying things

being a human is so weird

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via powerhungrything // originally guy

guy:

who the fuck chooses the actors in infomercials

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via powerhungrything // originally dweebscar

dweebscar:

inwhichifeelallthefeels:

cyanide123:

dweebscar:

dweebscar:

what if giraffes lived underwater

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what a majestic creature

It would explain nesie

Oh my God. I have been waiting literally over a year to use this gif, and before I do, I want to thank you for the opportunity.

pardon

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via powerhungrything // originally sickmarla

dickyfitness:

what episode of lazytown is this

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via scarletwtch // originally gwenstcy
YOU'RE SPIDER-MAN AND I LOVE THAT ABOUT YOU, BUT I LOVE PETER PARKER MORE.
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via frenchtugboat // originally yogurtville
Nice things to whisper when hugging someone

alpacaamazing:

damonssalvatoree:

yogurtville:

-you smell different when you’re awake
-please help me (then smile as if nothing happened)
-soon
-you have lovely skin, I can’t wait to wear it
-your hair tastes like strawberries
-tonight….you.
-he knows, don’t go home.
-I always knew you would die in my arms
-every time I poop I think of you
-no one will ever believe you
-yessssssssssssss
-I killed mufasa
-I bet you didn’t feel me lick your ear
-mother told me it would be like this

-hail hydra

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